Vice President Joe Biden gave every American the horrible advice of going out to your back porch, pointing your 12-gauge shotgun into the air and firing two shots if you ever have to scare anyone off. In case you’ve been under a rock and missed it:
Well, that example played out precisely in Lewis County, NY. A resident, 27-year-old Timothy Peters, was arrested on four counts of third-degree menacing when he performed the following Biden advice:
He is accused of discharging a 12-gauge shotgun from the back porch of his residence Friday in an attempt to scare four people who deputies said were close to his home.
It’s the Biden Defense to a T, really.
The “Biden Defense” was actually a successful implementation in a trial not long ago, as the charges against him were dropped when he was arrested for firing his shotgun into the air in order to scare off intruders.
I don’t know the exact circumstances around this case, but I still hope that he brings up the Biden Defense. After all, you don’t need an AR-15 to defend yourself. Just get yourself a double-barrel shotgun and BANG, RIGHT IN THE AIR!! That’ll scare anyone off for sure.
I mean, don’t worry about where the rounds end up when they come back down to earth at a deadly speed.
