• Would-Be Robber Found By Cops By a Mound of Cash And 2 Holes In His Face

    SAN ANTONIO, TX — A would-be robber was extremely lucky to be alive after tangling with the wrong intended victim, My San Antonio reports. Instead of making an easy get away with some quick money, the robber was found by authorities laid out on the ground, surrounded by cash, with a bullet wound to the…

  • Here’s 1 Mass Shooting That Happened Days Ago the Media Doesn’t Want You to Know About

    TRENTON, NJ — Early on the morning of June 17, an all-night art festival was dramatically interrupted by a mass shooting perpetrated by multiple attackers that left at least one dead and 22 injured, CBS News reported. One shooter was shot and killed during the chaos which erupted just before three that morning, and two…

  • “Armed” Robber Waves His Toy Gun Into an Early Grave

    ORANGE, TX — A man was shot and killed during an attempted robbery gone bad when he decided that the key to criminal success was excessive threats against an armed store clerk. Oh, and with a toy gun. He made the threats with a paperweight. As KOGT reports: Detective Captain Robert Enmon said Broughton was…

  • Man Sees His Pal’s House Being Burglarized, Sends Them Packing

    WASILLA, AK — A man was driving by his friend’s house when he noticed something strange — his friend’s house was occupied, and it wasn’t by anyone he knew. Point of fact, he was pretty sure that his friend’s house was actually being burglarized. Friends don’t let friends’ houses get burglarized, anyway. As Must Read…

  • Moped Rider Flies Onto Football Field and Opens Fire

    DALLAS, TX — A crowd at a local football game in Dallas was thrown into chaos when a man on a moped pulled into the field and opened fire at the crowd around him. He (and probably at least one accomplice) injured several, but he wasn’t the only one armed in the area. It very…

  • Pair of Thugs Dead After Storming the House of an AK-Wielding Homeowner

    MEMPHIS, TN — A pair of burglars were shot and killed by an armed citizen early evening of the first of this month, KXXV reports. The person they attempted to rob happened to both be the survivor of a shooting at his home earlier and the owner of an AK-based platform. According to KXXV: The…

  • Would-Be Rapist Now in Handcuffs Thanks to Armed Intended Victim

    ARLINGTON, TN — One teenager was hoping to make a major move on his friend’s mother in the middle of the night during a sleepover, FOX 13 reports. He didn’t care about consent, but he would very, very quickly learn to care about the consequences of threatening the safety of a responsibly-armed woman. For those…

  • Gun Group Turns in Broken Guns for Cash, Funding NRA Kids’ Camp With Gun Buyback

    When it comes to firearms, Chicago sucks. That ain’t news. What might be news, however, is that there are some parts of the system meant to take firearms out of citizens’ hands that can totally be used to our advantage, and they’re kinda awesome. Take a Chicago gun buy-back, for example. As Block Club Chicago…

  • Why Concealed Carriers Should All Learn First Aid/CPR

    Are you trained and certified to perform First Aid and/or CPR? If you’re not, I cannot encourage it more highly, and here’s why: it’s even more important that the responsibly-armed citizen know how to handle traumatic injuries than anyone else. As a concealed carrier, what you’re doing, essentially, is preparing for the worst in the…