How Not To Carry: Woman While Being Arrested For Drug Possession; “I Have A Gun In My Vagina”

DALLAS, TEXAS — Just before 11pm on Monday, officers pulled over a vehicle with a man and woman inside. A search was conducted and methamphetamine was allegedly found inside the vehicle.

The two occupants, Gabriel Garcia, 30, and Ashley Cecilia Castaneda, 31, were both arrested and put in a police car.

On the way to jail, Castaneda decided to come clean and inform the officer that she had a gun inside her vagina. Officers immediately pulled over and had a female officer search her.

Sure enough, a loaded Smith and Wesson .22-caliber pistol with a round chambered was found in the exact spot she said it’d be found — her vagina.

It’s not funny, but it is. Whats even worse, though, is that this is far from the first time it’s happened. It seems to be a favorite place to conceal firearms amongst female criminals. I’m not a lady, but I can’t imagine it to be comfortable.