PSA: You Literally Never Have To Worry About A Mass Shooting Here, Because They Have A Sign

Phew. I’m glad we can visit this hospital knowing that we’ll be 100% safe from an attack. It’s reassuring, really, that all we need is a sign.

This picture was sent in by Scott. Scott tells us that it’s posted on the front door of Tift Regional Hospital in Tifton, Ga.

Ask this Doctor if signs work. He’s likely to tell you differently.

My only question for the hospital would be; if I can’t protect myself, who do they have on staff that is going to protect me as quickly as I could…? Do they have a guarantee that comes along with it?