• Negligent Discharge At High School Graduation Ceremony: This Gun Owner Shows Us What Not To Do

    AUGUSTA, KS — Augusta High School seniors in Augusta, KS got one last lesson at their graduation ceremony: What not to do when you get your concealed carry license. In what Augusta Police Chief Tyler Brewer described as a “knucklehead situation,” a concealed carry licensee injured himself and another when he negligently discharged his firearm…

  • Pastor Gets Busted Twice For Armed Pistol In Carry-On Luggage, Saying It’s God’s Plan For Gun Safety

    OMAHA, NEBRASKA — Rev. Alvin “Dobie” Weasel has been charged with a misdemeanor offense after being caught for the second time with a firearm in his carry-on luggage. The first time, he was released with a warning but Omaha interim prosecutor Tom Mumgaard stated to KETV that if lightning strikes twice in the same spot, it’s no…

  • Irresponsible Gun Owner Pulls Out Gun During Family Photo Shoot At Church

    PARKERSBURG, WEST VIRGINIA — Concealed carry into a church? No problem. The problem, according to the Parkersburg Police Chief, was when one licensed concealed carrier drew his firearm and pointed it at the ceiling for a church photographer. This caused a certain amount of panic in the onlookers and caused a commotion. The concealed carrier…

  • Teacher Has Gun In Car, Everyone Loses Their Minds

    Last week, a teacher at Menominee Indian High School was arrested after he was found to have a firearm in his vehicle while on school property. While it’s not yet known whether he was in the vehicle at the time, it doesn’t seem to be the case. How anyone knew is a guess at this point…

  • Irresponsible Gun Owner ‘Traumatized’ After Gun Goes Off During Swim Class

    CHARLESTON, WEST VIRGINIA — Stop it. Stop putting your gun in your back pocket and pretending that’s a safe practice. It’s not. And yet another concealed carrier had to figure that out the hard way when his Springfield Arms XDM .40-caliber handgun “discharged itself” while he was attending a children’s swim lesson at the University of…

  • Assistant In Concealed Carry Class Shoots Hand While Taking Apart Pistol

    McHENRY COUNTY, ILLINOIS — Two reports in just as many weeks of gun owners shooting themselves in the hand while trying to disassemble their firearms. That’s the recent news out of McHenry, Illinois, where Sheriff’s deputies confirm a man was in a concealed carry class when his pistol went off. To make matters worse, the…

  • Bullet Flies Through Tax Collectors Office Due To Negligent Employee

    MILTON, FLORIDA — An employee in the Santa Rosa County tax collector’s office was allegedly responsible for a negligent discharge after business hours. One round penetrated the computer screen and another exited the office and impacted in an area where no one was located. The incident is currently being investigated as a negligent discharge, which isn’t…

  • WATCH: “Why Won’t My Laser Work?” This Gun Owner Makes A Big Mistake At The Range

    If you’re allergic to stupid, don’t watch the above video. Here’s the video caption to get you started: Idiot at the gun range trying to figure out why his laser isn’t working. His friend obviously came from the same shallow end of the gene pool. In the video, we see two people in a bay…

  • How To Be An Irresponsible Gun Owner: Just Be Like This Guy

    BENTON, MISSOURI — A concealed carrier volunteering for a 4-H project at a local Missouri school was charged with the unlawful use of a firearm and child endangerment after he drew his pistol and used the butt of it to nail in a thumb tack into a wooden plaque inside an elementary school. We’ve discussed…