• Machete-Wielding Woman No Match For Armed Neighbor

    INDEPENDENCE, VA — When a woman decided that it was time to attack her neighbors with not one, but two machetes, she got a free helicopter ride, south, to the hospital. WSLS reports that a woman took to swinging machetes at her neighbors, and, understandably, was shot for her trouble. She did she expect? According…

  • Knife Attack Turns Shots Fired In Apparent Self-Defense Shooting

    SISSONVILLE, WV — A man is dead after a bizarre chase with a knife turned into a prime example on why you don’t ever bring a knife to a gunfight. The Charleston Gazette-Mail reports that a man shot and killed Tracy Stalnaker, 53, after being pursued with a knife. “He was never right, but today he…

  • 14-Year-Old Believes Someone Is Breaking Into Home, Accidentally Shoots Self In Leg

    SPRINGFIELD, MO — When a 14-year-old boy thought that someone was trying to break into his house, he grabbed a handgun to defend himself. He didn’t defend himself. He shot himself in the leg instead. As the Springfield News-Leader reports: When he heard someone knocking at the front door of his Springfield home, a 14-year-old…

  • Robber Is Shot In The Leg On Highway Following Robbery Attempt

    BAKER, LA — When one would-be robber tried to pull one over on a responsibly-armed citizen, he soon found out the hard way that an armed citizen is hardly an easy target. And for this thug, it would be even more embarrassing than that. As WAFB reports, the aforementioned thug tried to rob a man…

  • Intruder Eats All Of Their Food, Puts Dirty Dishes In Sink, Then Held At Gunpoint For Police

    ONALASKA, WI — A Wisconsin man’s food bender ended with a standoff at gunpoint when one very, very high individual decided to raid the kitchen of a responsibly-armed homeowner. 31-year-old Kenneth Fish found himself on the wrong end of a gun when he loomed in the doorway of a bedroom, waking up the female occupant,…

  • Verizon Employee Shoots, Holds Suspect At Gunpoint During Attempted Robbery

    INVER GROVE HEIGHTS, MN — A store clerk at a Verizon Wireless store just ruined an attempted holdup by two robbers in broad daylight. One of the men in the attempted robbery made a getaway after exchanging gunfire with the store clerk, but the other one was wounded, and held at gunpoint until police arrived.…

  • Strung-Out Intruder Meets Armed Homeowner

    CAPE CORAL, FL — An extremely high and not-too-bright teenager barely managed to avoid getting shot by an armed homeowner after wandering through not one, but two separate homes. Local teen Tuan Nguyen broke into two homes until he was confronted with a responsibly-armed citizen and held at gunpoint until police arrived. “He tried breaking into…

  • Car Owner Fires Shots At Suspected Car Thieves In Troubled Neighborhood

    MILWAUKEE, WI — When a car owner saw what he believed to be car thieves going after his own car, the concealed carrier cut loose. As WISN reports: It happened around 5:05 a.m. Friday near 85th Street and Keefe Avenue. Family members told WISN 12 News that the resident caught someone trying to steal his…

  • [VIDEO] Armed Robber Gives Carjacking a Try, Wasn’t Ready for Swift Response

    It’s always helpful to be armed — especially when you’re facing a carjacking situation. But, in a video published by DriveTribe, one woman managed to evade attack by to armed car robbers not with a firearm, but with some lightning-quick reflexes. Check out the video below: https://www.facebook.com/drivetribe/videos/498094607237349/?sw_fnr_id=3964010151&fnr_t=0 This might not have been the reaction the…