• Armed Community Watch Members Mistake Uber Driver For Bad Guy, Ridiculousness Ensues

    DELRAY BEACH, FL — A pair of men were arrested for threatening to kill an Uber driver because they thought he was threatening their community. He was just lost. As the Palm Beach Post reports: Roberto Augustin had just finished making a food delivery for Uber on Saturday night when he became lost inside a…

  • AMBUSH: Border Protection Agent Attacked in Brutal Drive-by

    JACKSONVILLE, FL — A uniformed Customs and Border Protection agent was shot at by an 18-year-old man just outside of a Publix grocery store on Tuesday, reports The Florida Times-Union. The young man then went and shot himself and died. The young man, who had a narcotics warrant out on him, seems to have targeted…

  • Store Owner Shoots Beer Thief; What Not To Do

    COCOA, FL — When one store owner saw a man try to split with some of his beer, he flipped out. He was armed, a gun went off, and there was no reason for it. Let’s take a look. According to Space Coast Daily: At approximately 10 a.m. on Wednesday, a Brevard County Sheriff’s Deputy…

  • Robber Dies After Being Fired Upon By Armed Employee

    OMAHA, NE — When two men tried to rob a tobacco shop in Omaha, Nebraska, an armed employee fired on them. One got away. One, an 18-year-old kid, lost his life to his bad decision. What’s more, those close to the deceased don’t seem to understand why he would do such a thing. As KETV…

  • Years Of Training Prepared This Concealed Carrier For A Home Invasion

    MARYSVILLE, WA — We have the distinct pleasure of reporting one of the best scenarios possible when it comes to self, home, and family defense — an intruder came to the house who had been training in self defense for years. The man so totally dominated the intruder that there’s hardly a story. As KCPQ…

  • Australia: Cops Notice 4 Training Rounds Missing, Issue APB. Seriously.

    BRISBANE, AUSTRALIA — An Australian police department lost a measly four rounds of ammunition on the trip from the police headquarters to a location where officers trained, according to The Courier Mail reports. Four rounds missing? Not a big deal to lose four cartridges, shells, etc., unless they’re Stinger missile sets or the like, right?…

  • LOL Of The Day: Man Held At Gunpoint After Stealing Guns

    PERRY TOWNSHIP, PA — A man accused of stealing four guns from a homeowner was arrested and now faces a slew of charges after giving one of the guns back. Apparently the homeowner threw a shell into the returned shotgun and held him at gunpoint until police arrived. Too awesome. As EllwoodCity.org reports: According to…

  • 4-Year-Old Dies After Looking For Candy In Grandma’s Purse, Finds Loaded Gun Instead

    TAMPA, FLORIDA — Last week, a four-year-old girl died when she reached into her grandmother’s purse for a piece of candy. Instead of finding a piece of candy, she found a gun, accidentally pulled the trigger, and shot herself in the chest. “She just wanted some damn candy,” Yanelly Zoller’s father, Shane Zoller, 22, said…

  • Woman Shoots Larceny Suspect After He Tries To Hide In Her Office Building While Running From Cops

    KNIGHTDALE, NC — A man was shot after allegedly stealing from a Walmart and trying to make a getaway in a building that housed multiple businesses. He ran into a lone woman, and he was shot. Although someone committing larceny rarely escalates things to where a shooting is justified, this may just prove the exception.…