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#COCKSNOTGLOCKS Is Now A Thing, Thanks To A New Campus Carry Protest In Texas

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Sometimes, things get weird. After all, this is the internet. In a freshly created protest against campus carry in Texas, hundreds of University of Texas at Austin students are set to carry… you guessed it… dildos around with them.

Using the hashtag #cocksnotglocks, creator Jessica Jin is setting out to make a statement on her opposition of students carrying firearms in the classroom.

“‘You’re carrying a gun to class? Yeah well I’m carrying a HUGE DILDO,'” Lin says in the group’s description. “Just about as effective at protecting us from sociopathic shooters, but much safer for recreational play.”

Anyone looking to participate is going to need to be patient, as the protest doesn’t start until August 24 2016.

From their Facebook event page:

The State of Texas has decided that it is not at all obnoxious to allow deadly concealed weapons in classrooms, however it DOES have strict rules about free sexual expression, to protect your innocence. You would receive a citation for taking a DILDO to class before you would get in trouble for taking a gun to class. Heaven forbid the penis.

All jokes aside, self-defense isn’t a laughing matter. I know of a few people who probably wish they were able to defend themselves recently. A dildo likely wouldn’t have helped.

Remember: bad guys with guns are the ones to worry about, not the law-abiding who choose to carry a firearm.

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Brandon is the founder of Concealed Nation and is an avid firearm enthusiast, with a particular interest in responsible concealed carry. His EDC is a Glock 27 that holds Hornady…

Brandon is the founder of Concealed Nation and is an avid firearm enthusiast, with a particular interest in responsible concealed carry. His EDC is a Glock 27 that holds Hornady 165 gr FTX Critical Defense rounds, and rides comfortably in an Alien Gear Cloak Tuck 3.0 holster.

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  • Sharon Hoy

    WELL SHES DEFINIITLY NOT AN AMERICAN. EVEN BAD AMERICANS HAVE SOME SENSE OF HONOR.. THE FACT THAT SHE HAS A DILDO TO CARRY AROUND TELLS THE WHOLE WORLD HOW HER BRAIN IS NOT TOO BIG. WELL JIN IF YOU GET DEPRESSED, REAL DEPRESSED TAKE OUT YOUR DILDO AND BEAT YOURSELF TO DEATH WITH IT. YOU COULD BE A SELF FULLFILLING PROPHETESS.

    • Bill Edwards

      Isn’t Hoy Irish?

    • Zechs Marquise

      lmfao, isn’t this proving their point?

  • Bill Redding

    Does ANYONE here REALLY care if this liberal airhead confronts a classroom shooter with her dildo — and finds out you don’t bring a dildo to a gunfight?

    I know *I* don’t.

    Good riddance to her and all like her…Natural Selection at it’s finest.

    — BR

  • Halftone

    If she shows up with her dildo she will be bring two dildos to class.

  • Jim Copenhaver

    Some things are just too stupid to comment on. lol

  • Dirk

    Not surprising really. Holophobes and the SJWs have a fixation on penises.

  • SUPER 68 IS DOWN

    What these low information liberals fail to understand is that this new law will affect maybe 5% of the student body. You may only carry a concealed weapon on campus with a CHL. Minimum age requirement for a CHL is 21. It’s NOT like the local gangbangers are going to be taking liberal arts courses all of the sudden

  • Is this The Onion?

  • Patriot

    Here ya go liberal fools.

    • capers2

      bang….bang. bang…

    • Lindsey J. Boswell

      I hope its a squirt gun.

    • JimsHomeShop .

      Better get a patent on that quick. lol

  • Birdie2015

    If one chooses to carry, then how is anyone else who chooses not to carry, or to carry for that matter, supposed to know who’s the good guy and who’s the bad guy? So you turn 21 and can legally obtain a CHL and a six pack of beer all on the same day? Well, now, that’s a party! Oh, and this woman does not think she can protect herself, or anyone else with a dildo. It’s tongue in cheek sarcasm, as is my “party” comment. it’s ridiculous, as is this law.That’s kind of the point. There has to be some sort of reasonable base from both sides that sees this bag of tricks has the potential, and very well will be very , very dangerous with unwarranted deadly results.

    • Josh

      “it’s ridiculous, as is this law.”

      How is the law ridiculous when it’s something that could actually save lives in the event of a shooting on campus? It’s one of the only steps we’ve seen colleges make that might actually save lives.

    • Dawgishly

      You don’t know who are the good and bad people now. Carrying a concealed pistol will not change that, but it will allow you to defend yourself (and others) when a bad actor comes on campus to hurt people.

      I am licensed to carry a concealed weapon and you would never know that by interacting with me. I am logical and levelheaded. CCW license holders have one of the lowest rates of criminal behavior of any demographic or social category. It is 1/3 of those in law enforcement and 20% less than college professors. We are exceedingly law abiding citizens. Google it. Nothing will change on campus when the UT system exends the right to concealed carry on campus because you have to be a CCW holder to do it lawfully. A CCW and a firearms enthusiast are not the same thing and you are not extending this right to every single person that thinks “guns are cool.”

      Personally I think the dildo protest is funny and a good way to express their opinion and concerns. It would be extremely hypocritical of me to be offended by these individuals using their first amendment rights while I am using my second amendment rights. I applaud anyone who works to shape our society into a better, more positive space. I just disagree on which changes would be most productive.

  • Thinkbeforeyoustink

    What ever makes her breath hard I guess. Go for it. But the facts demonstrate that Conceal Carry could end up saving her life someday. But I guess if someone shows up in her classroom with a glock she can always slap them around with the DilDo.

    • JimsHomeShop .

      HA! you never know, it may work the punk will be so surprised. :) It would also give a cc student time to take good aim and fire one thru the right or left eye socket.

  • capers2

    Great…And should a left-wing, nutcase (which the majority are) mass murderer shows up on campus and caps her @ss, she’ll look great sprawled out across the floor beside her Johnny Wadd dildo…

  • Raptor Keeper

    This is all I have to say about that.

  • David Ricci

    Why not both?

  • Jim Deferio

    No intelligent decent guy would ever have anything to do with this slutty bimbo.

  • Guest

    The women and the fa gs need to carry their biggest rubber dicks so we can all be aware of how bad their pu$$ies and a$$holes have been over used and worn out. I wonder if the hole where they wear their future colostomy bag can be fu cked with a rubber dick. I guess it’s better to have a rubber dick and not need it as opposed to not having a rubber dick and needing it. I do know this,if I had a college age offspring living in my house with a rubber dick,they wouldn’t have a place to live for very long.Oh,is it politically incorrect to call it a rubber dick?

  • Duspin

    I’ll be more than happy to cum in a glass everyday and save up a couple of quarts of sperm so the hot chicks will have something to go with their rubber dicks,no charge.The homo’s can get their own.

  • Duspin

    Look at the legs on the girl in the center pic,she already has cankles and those legs will be twice as fat with varicose veins in about five years.

  • chrish

    Next this chick in the pic will get sexually assaulted then the leftists will be standing around wondering why some young blonde co-ed, in a skirt, with a giant pink dildo hanging out of her backpack was targeted for assault.